random quotes for your amusement:

"Asthma doesn’t seem to bother me any more unless I’m around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar."
- Steve Allen, 1955

"Don’t cross this field unless you can do it in 9.9 seconds. The bull can do it in 10."
- Anonymous, 1985

"If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t brood. I’d type a little faster."
- Isaac Asimov, author of 289 books, 1984

"My vigor, vitality and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from."
- Nancy, Lady Astor, 1955

"I don’t believe in dying. It’s been done. I’m working on a new exit. Besides, I can’t die now—I’m booked."
- George Burns, 1987

"We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like?"
- Jean Cocteau, 1963

Simpson’s Contemporary Quotations, compiled by James B. Simpson. Copyright © 1988 by James B. Simpson.