Monday, April 6, 2009

if you give a mouse a cookie....

...he'll probably ask for a glass of milk. if you let your husband join a band, he'll probably ask for a new pa system. once he gets his PA system, he'll tell you he needs a set of microphones. once he gets the microphones he'll probably need to get some stands for them (oh and some wind screens). and while you're getting the microphone stands, you should go ahead and order a music stand, you know, to get the free shipping. once he has all those stands, he's going to need somewhere to put his drink, so he'll probably want a drink holder to attach to his mic stand. and of course, if you let your husband join a band, he'll probably want to grow a beard.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Makes perfect sense to me.

But is he still allowed to hang out with Disney emploees? They'll probably want beards, too...

-Nate's brother

Anonymous said...

wow...i like it. is this a look that he will be keeping for awhile?

-nate's sister

Doug Raynor said...

and he'll probably want to wear glasses like Danny Gokey on American Idol.

Anonymous said...

...if you let your wife become a photographer, she'll probably ask for a fancy new camera. Once she gets her fancy new camera, she'll tell you she needs a nice case to 'keep it safe' (oh, and an extra memory card.) and while you're getting the case, you might as well go ahead and pick up a portable hard drive to store all those pictures on, you know, because it's black friday and it's a super deal. Once she has all that storage space, she's going to need to fill it up with some especially artsy stuff, so she'll probably want a new extra versatile lens to attach to her fancy camera. And of course, if you let your wife become a photographer, she'll probably want to grow a beard. Oh, wait. That stopped working.

Maureen said...

If you let your husband drink, he will grow a beard and sing songs in public. If you let all that happen, you might as well photograph the whole damn thing.

Unknown said...

guilty as charged! ;) although it's lucky that someone as silly as nate has a photographer for a wife to capture all his antics :)

Jeannie said...

I really like the beard...

Kelly said...

Funniest. Post. Ever. Love the "rebuttal" too. Was that Nate? Oh, and FYI, the beard is kinda sexy... ;)

Anonymous said...

pose...sexy. beard...scratchy.

-nate's sister-in-law